what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
(via pizza)
THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
(via pizza)
(via modernise)
- mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
(via leannewoodfull)
#win
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
HEADMASTER ZEFRON
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
perfection
(via jemiima)
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
(via pizza)
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
(via pizza)
do u think when some girls sneeze their tampons like come out
that would be bloody annoying
(via pizza)
i’d pay like at least 37 dollars to be hot
(via lettuce-all-laugh)
