What would it be like to have the Avengers as Parents?

  • Me: Dad/Mom, my boyfriend broke my heart :(
  • Captain America: I punched Hilter in the face. This punk isn't any different. Where is he?
  • Ironman: Where does he live? I'll buy his house, evict his sorry ass, and then tear it down to build you a library
  • Hulk: Boyfriend broke daughter's heart?! HULK SMASH!!
  • Thor: THIS MIDGARDIAN DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS DEALING WITH. AS THE PRINCE OF ASGARD HE SHALL SUFFER GREATLY FOR HIS CRIMES!*thunder boom*
  • Black Widow: Kick him in the nuts, sweetie. You won't get in trouble at home.
  • Hawkeye: Caw, caw, mothafucker! *shoots him with an arrow*
  • Loki: *mind controls him and makes him do embarrassing things* Eheheheh LOKI'D!