What would it be like to have the Avengers as Parents?
Dad/Mom, my boyfriend broke my heart :(
I punched Hilter in the face. This punk isn't any different. Where is he?
Where does he live? I'll buy his house, evict his sorry ass, and then tear it down to build you a library
Boyfriend broke daughter's heart?! HULK SMASH!!
THIS MIDGARDIAN DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS DEALING WITH. AS THE PRINCE OF ASGARD HE SHALL SUFFER GREATLY FOR HIS CRIMES!*thunder boom*
Kick him in the nuts, sweetie. You won't get in trouble at home.
Caw, caw, mothafucker! *shoots him with an arrow*
*mind controls him and makes him do embarrassing things* Eheheheh LOKI'D!